It’s now official: the children of America have spoken. In its fourteenth quadrennial presidential poll, the Weekly Reader tabulated the votes of over 125,000 school children, ranging from kindergarteners through the tween set and all the way to high school. The result: Democrat Barack Obama, with a solid 54.7 percent of the vote, defeated his Republican rival John McCain, who garnered a paltry 42.9 percent. Despite the fact that most of the participants are ineligible to vote in the real election, the outcome is nevertheless significant. In twelve of the thirteen previous elections, the Weekly Reader poll has accurately predicted the winner of the general election. The only exception came in 1992, when the little jerks voted for Bush the Elder rather than Clinton. It should also be noted that, in 2000, Florida school kids, presumably confused by the ballot, voted overwhelmingly in favor of Pat Buchanan.

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With its its success rate at over 90 percent, the Weekly Reader has been more accurate in its predictions than many major polling organizations, such as Zogby or … well, mostly Zogby. In fact, Zogby helped to run this year’s Weekly Reader poll, which should naturally make one a bit skeptical of the results. After all, the poll’s methodology is suspect, it doesn’t reach kids who only have cell phones, and it undercounts home schoolers and dropouts (core constituencies of the Republican Party), .
Nevertheless, there are several reasons to take the poll seriously. Pundits surmise that the children, who gain most of their political knowledge from their parents, will vote for candidates that reflect their parents’ preferences. The children, in effect, are stand-ins for their parents, who can’t be bothered to pick up the phone and respond to pollsters who call right in the middle of Deal or No Deal. So, in other words, if little Johnny votes for Obama, it’s probably because his parents plan to vote for Obama, and if little Suzy votes for McCain, its probably because her parents are abusing her. Quick, call the cops!
McCain has five days to make up six points in the polls. He needs a game changer and there is no big event coming, no opportunity to exploit. So why not go with Reverend Wright? It’s something some on the Right have been demanding for several weeks now. Reverend Wright and his you-tube sermons should be a better source of Obama bashing than the often repeated Ayers attacks. The Ayers charge was always questionable and easily debunked, but Wright and Obama actually had a close and well documented relationship. So why hasn’t McCain or the RNC or some political action group charged in? My take is that there are three key reasons why the McCain campaign is not going there.


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One of the talking points my friends on the right (real friends, not the McCain usage) bring up is concern over who Obama will appoint to the Supreme Court. Obama made the following 